Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

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Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

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Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

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What is the difference between Barack Obama and Simba from the Lion King? One is a cartoon character from a beloved Disney classic and the other is the current President of the United States of America.

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Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

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Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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