- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

-5

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

identical jokes get different votes.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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