- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Stephen Hawking

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Joesph Triphook.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

Theres this black guy who goes to a gun shop and buys a .45 and then goes to get a permit and uses it responsibly....

how do you make holy water? you burn the hell out of it

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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