- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

How do you know when your sister's on her period? Your dad's dick tastes like blood

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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