who do we all like george goodburn

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

thumb_up thumb_down -36

why wont me daughter eat my feces

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Boob

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

thumb_up thumb_down -38

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Bob Saget

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops