- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Guest what? Dog

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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