- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

There once was this guy and he fell down

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Q: Where was Moses when the lights went out. A: In the dark.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

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