- Anti Joke

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.