If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

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Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

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How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb...1 How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb...2

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

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What's even better than finding 10 bucks in your pocket? Getting into heaven.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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PENIS

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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