- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This will be the least popular anti-joke. Dislike this joke.

oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

If you give a man a fish, he'll eat it.

The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Yo momma so fat she soon became aware of her physical state and developed an eating disorder which led to her tragic death.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

I like to rape children, then kill them, eat them and defecate them into a toilet

You know whats better than cold pizza? Winning a nobel prize.

Q:What's black and white and red all over? A: An interracial couple in a car crash.

did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

what do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? last years hide and go seek champion

A man walks in to a bar. He gets a cuncussion and his heath insurance isn't enough to cover his physical therapy. He dies poor and alone.

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

Q: What did the Catholic man say in response to the gay man asking what he likes to do? A: golf

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