Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

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what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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