the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

Brain fart

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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