- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

A jew enters a mall.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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