- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

Why did John break down in tears? Because he was molested as a child.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

TRICERATOPS!

What has two legs? Half a cat

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

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