- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense Microwave

what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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