How many cavemen does it take to change a lightbulb? A caveman wouldn't know what to do with a lightbulb.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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Everyone text/call Mrs. Butt Hemingworth for a free pint of her delicious marmalade! Serious inquirers only. 832 704 1331

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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A horse walks in a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?"..... The horse incapable of understanding the humane language promptly poos on the floor and leaves.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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A priest, a pastor, and a rabbi walk into a bar. All three are alcoholics and have done irreparable damage to their livers.

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Why did the man eat his cellphone? Because he has a serious mental disability, and did not know that it was not a normal thing to do, and for anybody to laugh at him for doing something like this is just a sick person.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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