How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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