- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

What did the Amazonian tribesman say to the European explorer? Nothing, he was focussing on eating him.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What's purple, red, green and does jumping jacks. Nothing... that sounds pretty crazy if you ask me.

Guest what? Dog

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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