- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Your face is hilarious.

What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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