What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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My three children are three big mistakes.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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