- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

what did the man say to the other man he bumped into? sorry. and they never saw eachother again

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

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