Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Dani Barton is not that! She is a great girl with a strong heart and feelings. The statement below is a joke, hence why it was published on AntiJokes. This is NOT a joke however.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

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Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Your face is hilarious.

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