- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

A man walks into a bar. He's just entered into the Twilight Zone.

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

Caramel Boing.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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