What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A baby seal walks into a club.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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