- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

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Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

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