Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

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Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

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Ily bae

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What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: *whispering* please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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How many gays does it take to change a light bulb? 1, even if hes not happy im sure he would still be able to change it.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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