What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Knock, Knock Come in

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

Joesph Triphook.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Why was the Black Boy shot? It was because he was walking alone at night in a dangerous neighborhood, where there are many gangs. People should know not to go alone at night in dangerous places, or even in the day.

Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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