- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's sadder than a lost puppy? A dead puppy.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

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