- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

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