Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

knock knock

rabbits running in my bathroom!

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Why didnt the guy knok on the door Because the door was open to begin with

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Shltskc gw? G

You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

Q: Why couldn't the ginger play soul music ? A: He couldn't hit the right notes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

roses are red violets are blue sunflowers are yellow I bet you were expecting something romantic but this is just gardening facts

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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