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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

womens rights

What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

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