"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

I do u blow up a house U put dynamite in it

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Llamaworm

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

I like poop in my butt

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

Why did the college student post unfunny anti-jokes on anti-joke.com? Because he was bored shitless.

I love you

Who's Micheal Jackson?

What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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