why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

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In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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