There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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Cripples are lame.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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I'm rick james bitch

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Nero? You are alive? Holy shit! You are like so my hero! I love you man! I was so saddened to hear you where tortured and killed, but then I read about this "Axel Knight" and hoped it was you, it sure sounded like you! Please tell me its no joke, you are a hero around these parts, and we really miss you, honestly sir, is it true point zero has become some sort of utopia or are the painkillers making you a bit Hazy? I am Erica by the way, still with the order, but what is this about your empire?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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