- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" RIPP

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

A dyslexic blind man

a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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