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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

What's the difference between car keys and truck keys? Literally nothing.

Charles Manson is innocent.

What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What did the bartender say when the black man walked into the bar? Hello, what would you like to drink?

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

Why did the black women sing to the left to the left? Answer: because black people have no rights

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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