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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

charlie sheen becomes sober.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

How do you make a dick popsickle? ...IDK! I am asking you because you look gay.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Two penguins walk are in the bathtub and says "can you pass me the soap?" the other one looks at him quite quarly and says "what do you think i am, a chainsaw?!?"

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

How many people buried in a cemetery are dead? All of them.

are you saying pam, or pan?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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