Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What's 9+10 Ebola

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

A man penetrates another man.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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