So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

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