- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Why did the woman drop her keys? She was being raped.

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Matthew Wyckoff

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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