Beka has AIDS

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

your no better than a cockroach

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

I was watching Fox news.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

ur an fagit

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

Bob Saget that is all

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

France had one revolution

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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