- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

And Stephen Hawking said.

Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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