- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

Why did Jessica fall off the swing? She doesn't have any arms Knock, knock Whose there? Not Jessica

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

why did the boring girl get ditched she was boring...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

A duck walks into a bar. In the middle of writing this joke I realized that there were already jokes like this so I stopped writing this one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

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