- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

anus

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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