- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

tim has no humor

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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