What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What's red and funny? The holocaust

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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