how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

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Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Kevin and Ramin

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

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