You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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THE GAME

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

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A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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