- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

knock knock There's no door

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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