i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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