Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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