- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why does Miley Cyrus make sex tapes It's the only acting job she can get

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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