a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

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How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

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Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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