Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Penis.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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Racial Equality

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

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Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

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Your mother just died.

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I am quite mature.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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