"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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