knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

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Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

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Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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emma brown i did tap that shit -jackson edwards

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

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How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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