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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

you dint have to be a jew matt

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's round and orangey? An orange.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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