- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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What do you call an arab ?

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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