- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

I started writing poetry the other day: POETR That's coming along nicely.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

A blonde dies Lololol

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What did the black guy who was lost in Syria say? "Where am I?"

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

What's the difference between a lamp?

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what do you call a mexican in a coffee shop? a customer and/or worker in the coffee shop.

You know, people are kind of like trees, they tend to fall over when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

Why can't Heller Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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