- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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