Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

thumb_up thumb_down -56

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

thumb_up thumb_down +43

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

thumb_up thumb_down +41

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

A woman stopped making sandwiches.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

thumb_up thumb_down +37

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

thumb_up thumb_down +37

So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Mommy, why did daddy leave? Because you touch yourself at night sweetie.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

thumb_up thumb_down +35

An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

thumb_up thumb_down +35

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops