- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

A man lying in bed at night rolls over and starts rubbing his wife's back. She says, "Not tonight, honey, I have a headache." Her husband respected her wishes and went to sleep.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What do you get when you come across a blonde. Depression, because you want to do her, but you know that will never happen cause you spend to much time sitting on your ass looking at anti-jokes.

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

If Billy has 4 apples in his left hand and 6 apples in his right hand, what does he have? Very large hands.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

what is the difference between a dead baby in a bag and a dead baby hung in the yard....the dead baby hung in the yard was shot down off the cross after being rmr'd

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick? Bricks get laid

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