- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

a man walked into a bar and said ow

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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