What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What do you get on anti-jokes.com? A bunch of repeated "jokes", that don't make any sense.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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Why did the boy run down the road? Because he was being chased by a tsunami

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? The chain broke.

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Ludwig van Beethoven, John Coltrane, John Lennon, and Justin Bieber are out for lunch at a taco stand. The owner calls the police, and Justin Bieber is arrested for digging up corpses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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