- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What do you call black people working in a field? Farmers.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

lets bomb africa

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Knock knock. Whose There? Megan Megan Who? Your Wife...

Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

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