- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Charlie Sheen is winning

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

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