Two guys were Arguing. (A & B) A. You suck B. If i suck then you choke. A. The only way id choke is if i smelled your stank ass breathe. B. The only way id have stank ass breathe is if i was liking your moms vagina A. The only way my mom's pussy would stank is if you were liking it. B. The only way id be liking your moms pussy is if it were a dick.... Both stare at each other... and walk off awkwardly

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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what did the little boy say to the man? Nothing because earlier that day his mom reminded him not to talk to strangers

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How did Hellen Keller eat her meals? With a fork.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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ever tried african food? they neither

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How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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so today i took a poop. hehe

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

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Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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