Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Robin get in the batmobile!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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