What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

lets bomb africa

Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

Whats funny about alexis? she's really a boy!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

Your mom is so hairy... it doesn't even seem like she underwent chemotherapy for her breast cancer a few months ago.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

I love you

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

Skinny people fart less.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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