there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

you dint have to be a jew matt

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What's round and orangey? An orange.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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