- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

what do you call a dog with not legs? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

How do you say the weekend in French? The weekend in French.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Hi... your father has testicular cancer and he will die in 2 months....

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Why did the old man get the anti aging cream ? He failed 8th grade 50 times.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? A: The holocaust

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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