Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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A mormon walks into a bar.

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? I just ate a chicken panini.

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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