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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

Guys are like a sax. If no sound comes out, you're probably not blowing hard enough.

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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