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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock knock.

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you call a fish with one eye? A fish

The Labour Party.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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