Pick a number between 2 and 8. Now multiply that number by 9. Now add the 2 digits of that answer together. (example 18 is 1+8) Now subtract that answer number by 5. Now choose the letter below that corresponds to that answer. 1 = A 2 = B 3 = C 4 = D 5 = E 6 = F Now pick a country that starts with that letter. Now pick an animal where the first letter of the animals name is the last letter of the country's name. Now think of a color where the first letter of the colors name is the last letter of the animals name. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Are you thinking of an orange kangaroo from Denmark?

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A guy watches a porno. When it is over, he said; "Wow, that was deep"

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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Large 4

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Womens rights

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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Antijokes...

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And you honored it I see :P

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

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Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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