- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

What happens when Chuck Norris and Mr. T get into a car accident? They trade insurance information.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

What do you say to a horse at the vet? Good god, look at that ear infection.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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