what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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roses are red violets are hot dog this rhyme has no sense fork

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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