Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

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What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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This is a random Anti joke.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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