Take part of what?

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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knock knock who's there? I'm here.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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Q:Wy could't lily sleep at night? A: Becasue her eays were stappeld open.

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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your face

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Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

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What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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A man told this joke once... it wasn't funny.

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your no better than a cockroach

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Beka has AIDS

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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