Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

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Why did the pony say neigh? That`s all he can say

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Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What did Grandma Sally give Little Timmy for Christmas? Herpes

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Jeff

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the slaughterhouse was on the other side.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What happened when the blind man reached for his soda? He picked it up, took a sip, and placed it back down where it was and continued with what he was doing.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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