Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

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why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

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Why? Because.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Your mom is so ugly that she often finds it difficult attracting members of the opposite sex.

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

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Anti Joke

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