- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

a grasshopper walks into a bar the bartender says hey we have a drink named after you the grasshopper says what dave?

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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