- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

You idiot.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the girl fall off the swings? She had no arms

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

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